Festivus Party Punch

Submitted by: Wendy Richmond, Vancouver/Victoria

“Festivus is a holiday celebrated on December 23 that serves as an alternative to participating in the pressures and commercialism of the Christmas season. The holiday's celebration includes a Festivus dinner, an unadorned aluminum Festivus pole. Activities include the Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, and the labeling of easily explainable events as Festivus miracles.”


  • 1 cup vodka (don’t be cheap)
  • 2 cups Cran-Raspberry Cocktail
  • 1/2 cup Ruby Tangerine Cocktail
  • 2 cups sweet red wine (now you can be cheap)
  • 1/4 cup Captain Morgan’s Rum
  • 1 sliced lemon, lime apple
  • 1/2 cup frozen cranberries
  • 1 cup grapes, halved
  • 16 oz Club Soda added right before serving

Cooking Instructions

Combine all ingredients together in a festive punch bowl. Enjoy.

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